Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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