I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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