Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I should be sponsored by Trojan
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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