Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
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