yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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