A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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