problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i just had sex bonerless
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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