So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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