you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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