I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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