New invention idea: vibrating tampons
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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