Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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