Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Randomize
