he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
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I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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