I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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