Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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