At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
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