DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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