I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
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