who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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