When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
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