im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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