Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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