Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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