This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
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