U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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