I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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