stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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