question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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