And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
My Sexting was not on an AP level
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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