You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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