So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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