do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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