Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
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