It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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