508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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