...so i touched it.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Randomize