K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
he was CRYING into my vagina
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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