drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Gay?
German.
Pity.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Two words: nipple clamps
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