It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
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