I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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