i don't like sucking hair
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
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