u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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