Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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