walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I need to stop coming to work sober
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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