They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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