***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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