your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
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