your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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