If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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