you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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