does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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