She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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