Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Dude, I was completely sober last night, didn't puke on my shoes, went home with an incredibly beautiful girl, wore a condom, and didn't wake up in a puddle of urine this morning.
hah, sarcasm, classic
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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